this is so lose i need to post it

customer: hi can i have soup

avg guy working hard for money: sure of coz! wat soup wld u like?

customer: i want 2 soups.

avg guy working hard for money: ok.. 2 soups.. which soup wld u like, u may choose from the menu over here.

customer: yea la i wan 2 soups

avg guy working hard for money: erm ok, but u will have to choose from our menu we have beef soup chicken soup mushroom soup bear soup ostrich soup giraffe soup armadillo soup etc etc, so which 2 soups wld u like to try?

customer: i want 2 hot soups

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!

zomg bbq

ok i know i havent been updating, been bz, and lazy. anyway heres wat happened today

me: hi! welcome, how can i help u today?

guy: ermm u got food? k.. this one is the beef soup.. mumble mumble.. beef... mumble

me: sorry i didnt quite catch that cld u say again please? *grins i tot u were asking me if the beef soup has beef..

guy: yea.. so does ur beef soup have beef?

GG LA

stupidporeans are really stupid. some sonuvabitch is so fucked up, cldnt wait for a coupla mins, fucking bastard and ask my cashier to "oi faster leh" wtf? cant see the cashier has 2 hands? mother fucking cb he think he got slutty girlfrend he big fuck? most prolly is some slut who wants he's money, tats how loserpoeans girls are like anyway, got money, the leg will spread wide wide liao. __ den i told the fucking guy eh.. sorry to keep u waiting, but the cashier is helping to take orders(coz some fucked up customer dont know how to complete ordering, wait till reach the casher then order. fucking stupid. rather then order when the counter staff is taking his order.) but guess wat the fucking stupid retarded no patience guy said

"ya la but shldnt let the customer wait wat?! wait my food cold how?"

fuck u understand u mother cheebye. of coz we are doing as fast as we can but u shldnt fucking blame us when we are fucking serving other customer who are fucking us up. fucking piece of shit. u so hungry u cannot wait awhile more? your food abit cold u will die? u fucking pussy never serve NS b4 issit? ccb?! why ur slut gf eat the food liao will suck your cock better ar? fuck u understand, its ppl like u who act like ur a big fat ugly fuck, thats why ppl like me hate this lousy fucked up country. its bad enough i wasted 2 years for nothing, to protect fucking losers like u? might as well shoot the civilians! FUCK U ALL STUPID POREANS

U ALL DONT KNOW HOW TO

1. ORDER FOOD
2. READ THE FUCKING MENU
3. UNDERSTAND SIMPLE ENGLISH
4. DEAF
5. GIVE WAY
6. WAIT JUST THAT 1 MIN MORE
7. DONT GIVE THAT FUCKING LANJIAO BIN WHEN U FEEL UR INSULTED
8. DONT GIVE THAT FUCKING LANJIAO BIN WHEN UR INSULTED
9. NOT BLOCK THE FUCKING PASSAGEWAY
10. NOT STOP SUDDENLY AT THE PASSAGEWAY

BUT HOW FUCKING EVER U ALL KNOW HOW TO

1. QUEUE UP FOR RETARDED THINGS BUT CANT WAIT FOR A LIL WHILE AT FOOD OUTLETS
2. THINK EVERYTHING IS INSTANT
3. ASK STUPID QUESTIONS
4. FEEL INSULTED WHEN YOU KNOW UR STUPID AND PEOPLE TELL YOU UR STUPID
5. COME OUT WITH IDEAS WHICH ARE RIPPED OFF FROM AMERICA/EUROPE/JAPAN
6. PRETEND U HAVE AN ACCENT WHEN UR FAKING IT
7. THINK COZ U HAVE A PRETTY FACE(SOMETIMES EVEN IF UR UGLY) GIVE THAT LANJIAO BIN AND ATTITUDE PROBLEM<-- REFERS TO THOSE LOSERPOREAN GIRLS
8. BLOCK PPL'S WAY EVERYWHERE AND ANYWHERE

Anyway, ive been talking so much about this "lanjiao bin" for those who do not understand, it literally means "penis face" its this special and authentic look tat only stupidporeans have, they often show it, anything and everytime they feel offended and insulted, even if its a small harmless joke.

Just now however this few caucasian customers brightened up the day SEE U ALL FUCKING LOSERPOEANS WHY CANT LEARN FROM ANG MOH? LEARN THE FAKE ACCENT NIA WAT FOR? FUCK U! anyway, their table was dirty so i offered to clean it, in fact, they took it even tho it was dirty, and didnt bother to do that stupid hand waving action to the waiters, so, i hurriedly clearing some dishes and went over to help them wipe the table, however they have started eating already, BUT, heres the best part, when i reached them they smiled, said thanks, took their food up and stood aside patiently while i wiped. OMFG WHY ARE TEHY SO NICE AND POLITE? WHY? WHY THE FUCKING SINGAPOREN HAVE TO DO THAT FUCKING HAND WAVING ACTION WITH THAT STUPID FACE AND CONTINUE TO DO THAT WIPING THE TABLE ACTION WITH THEIR HANDS AS IF WE FUCKING CANNOT SEE?? TAT FUCKING HAND ACTION IS FUCKING IRRITATING ESP WITH THAT FUCKING UGLY AND IMPATIENT FACE, AS IF UR FOOD REACH ALREADY??? NO U HAVENT EVEN DECIDED TAT TO ORDER. AND U FUCKING THINK WAITERS HAVE 12031290820948230489 LIMBS?

TO END THIS ONCE AGAIN... FUCKING STUPIDPOREANS NEED TO GO THRU A POOR AND FUCKED UP LIFE TO LEARN NOT TO BE SO STUPID AND FUCKED UP. THEY ALSO SHLD SERVE ARMY AND LEARN AND DO STUPID THINGS SO THEY WILL KNOW THAT THEY SHLDNT DO STUPID THINGS. BUT AMAZINGLY SOMETIMES SOME SOLDIERS DO TOO MUCH STUPID THINGS, THEY BECOME STUPID THEMSELVES.

relax pls.

yes fuck u all cbs, i know many of u are impatient for my updates on stupidporeans stupidity there have been many happenings

so here u are, in a recent spate of stupidity, found in other fast food outlets

customer: hi u all 24 hour one ar?

macdonalds personel: ermm yea..

customer: so now u all have food la?

wtf?

any yet another one

customer: "excuses me ur mushroom is soft one right? not hard rite?"

person selling mushroom food: .......

k fuck me if any of u all have eaten hard mushrooms b4.

one laste one b4 i sleep

customer: hi can i have the upgrade for the meal

guy: yes of coz! what wld u like with the upgrade?

customer: i want the upgrade la...

guy: so.. wat wld u like to upgrade into?

customer: i wld like to upgrade to the upgrade.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH WTF?!?!?!?!

yet again stupidporean stupidity prevails

WHY TELL ME FOR GODS SAKE WHY
1 stupidporeans have to occupy the table tat is dirty and ask for someone to clear it, WHEN THERE IS A CLEAN TABLE BESIDE?
2 why they cant make up their mind while WAITING for their turn?
3 why they can wait 10 hours for donuts, yet cant wait 10 mins for a sandwich
4 why people from the decisive force ARENT decisive?
5 why are we paying more and more for everything, yet there is no pay increase
6 why they like to block the way, walk slowly and suddenly stop in the middle of a already overgested passageway
7 why they are so fucking cheapskate(the guy who opened his shop for charity buffet, pay as much as u want, but ppl can dont pay or pay $2) mother fuckers
8 why do they give stupid reasons for not turning up for work? (my boyfrend enlist tmr, need to send him in HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH )
9 why they expect class #1 service for cheap $10 food
10 why are they stupid? "Ur meatless soup got meat?"
11 why are they blind? *looking at BIG SALAD menu "where are the salads?"
12 why are they retarded?
"we have rice left only"
"ermm do u have salads?"
"no we have rice left only"
"so do u have sandwich?"
"sorry we have nothing else left except rice"
"so u have meat?"
13 why they like to give that fucked up lanjiao bin when they feel offended at some small joke
14 why only ugly stupidporeans give 80% of the trouble
15 why stupidporeans who have degrees and look smart ask the stupidest questions "whats a 1/2 sized sandich?" "is your ice water cold?" <-- this fucker was wearing a RJC uniform.
16 why do they turn u down for education even though ur results are above average, coz u quit last time coz u need to work like a dog coz ur family is poor, but now managed to scrimp enough money to get that fucking piece of paper that wil enable u to get a better paying job.
17 why stupidporeans who are rich and slightly smart can get A levels/diploma and get well paid job, but clever people who hate stupidporeans who are poor cant?
18 why rich and influential ppl have good life in army, yet others dont? talk about equality...
19 why theres no equality?
20 why Japanese people >>> stupid poreenas
21 why Americans >>>> stupidporeens
22 why europeans >>> stupidporeens
23 why so many other ppl from other countries are more polite than stupid poreans
24 why do i call sianrpeosnm stupidporens
25 why do so many ppl hate this stupidpreaosn attitude, but nothing and no one tries to do anything?
26 why stupidporeans like to rush into the fucking train, when they cant becoz their fellow stupidporeans need to get out?
27 why stupid poreans like to put plants all over the pathway and block ppls path
28 why stupidporeans like to backstab
29 why stupidpoarasn like to use the excuse "i was doing my job" when they cld have did something within their power to make life of those beside him more comfortable, but pretend do be doing their job and make others suffer EXAMPLES -->>> SGT BILLY <<<--

this list can go on and on and on FUCK STUPIDPORENS

singaporean dramas suck.

WHY? but b4 that lets show take a look at the latest stupidity post

me: hi, how can i help u today

customer1: i want this mushroom set pls.

me: packs the meal

me:ok pls pay by the cashier pls, hi how can i help u?(directing at customer no2)

customer2:give me mushroom set also pls

me: packs the same meal

customer2: eh.. why my mushroom and his mushroom different? (pointing at the same meal)

k. wtf.


OK. lets take Japanese dramas in comparision, ok dont count the babes, coz Japanese girls >>>> singaporen gals ANY FUCKING TIME. so anyway, singapoern dramas try to be pro, but they suck, i just dont know why, its all so fucking predictable i shld go be a director too. its always abt this girl1 like this guy1, but the guy1 like another girl2, and another guy2 likes this girl1, but then again, guy1 is so hopelessly in love with girl2 tat he cldnt give a shit abt girl1, but girl1 keeps supporting this guy1 but in the background, guy2 is being all nice and sweet to girl1, but is being neglected by her, den in the end, one of the character gets hurt or sth, or actually has a wife/husband or watever already, den in the end guy1 realizes that girl1 is good for her, but its too fucking late, girl1 realized that guy2 is actually worthy a guy to be with.. blablabla.. den they try to excite us with some drug raping or sth.. which they dont show anything. fuck la. its fucking boring, its all the same.
Japanese dramas however kicks ass. even tho, they have only a few settings, main character's house, girlfriends house, main character's workplace, the place where they always eat and some random playground or beach. BUT somehow they are all heartwarming and the sadness/love they potray is always heartfelt.

an excellent example is the movie showing in theaters now, "HERO" its a Japanese drama-movie about a small law firm, with dedicated and good looking lawyers. how it can make u laugh and laugh, even tho its only the same few scenes, and the moral of the story and what they believe in, can bring u to tears. watch it, and notice for god's sake, tat singaporen dramas really fucking suck.

why? why almost everything in singaporea is fucking noob. except the government, they are too pro.

why singaporen dramas suck

i just watched golden compass. truth be told. much effort was put in, the lil girl is an ok actress, but abit too smart for a small kid and she holds this golden compass, which can tell her anything she wants... cheat code enabled. the bad guys dont really have a chance u know. the graphics are fucking nice. nicole kidman is an evil bad guy. james bond is some guy chasing "dust" or studying it. BUT the story, is about "dust" these things, well in the movie anyway, these dust, they connect ppl and their pets. called "daemons"
to link to other worlds, dimensions and watever shit so. which brings me to the point. if the SAF was ard, there wont be any fucking dust, and therefore no movie, so its actualy wrong, the movie is wrong, soldiers watch it, they will be traumatised, AREA CLEANING! I DONT WANNA SEE ANY DUST ON TOP OF UR CUPBOARD! STAND BY AREA IN 15 MINS!! IT STARTED 10 MINS AGO!!! *does the finger swiping over a particular area action"
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
ill continue tonite abt teh main topic, i know this is way way way out of topic, but who fucking cares, im not taking an exam writing a stupid composition to pass so i get some stupid paper which will get me a job in this fucking country.

food for thought

stupidity in singapoer, its boundless, yea sure thers stupid ppl everywhere else, but in singapore theres an exceptionally great amount. proportionately speaking. at least 98.8% are pretty dumb and stupid. even no matter how fucking smart they think they are. ther are so many examples i dont even fucking know where to start.
u see, sinagporesn they like to think their smart, but u realize the smarter they are, the stupider the mistake they make.

"hey, is ur iced tea cold?"
"do u have any vegetarian salads?" (yes of coz i fucking know there are meat salads, but the salads im referring to in this case are fucking vegetarian coz on the menu it says "VEGGIE SALAD" not "MEAT SALAD" U FUCKTARD so dont fucking tell me there are meat salads.)

but maybe thats not stupidity, just blindness. but still.

lets talk abt the public transport now. much stupidity tat singaporens love to express in this category

1. those fucking yellow lines at the mrt. why the fuck do they like to fucking stand in the middle and block every fucking ones way? i mean do they not understand tat if they dont let the ppl out, they wont be able to get in anyways?

2. they so fucking blind they cant see the yellow line tat has been so painstakingly painted by someone?not only blind id say, blind, retarded and of coz, deaf. coz i bet 200 years of my pathetic pay tat even if the fucking irritating pa system keep fucking spamming pls stand behind the yellow line.

3. why the fuck is the pa system spamming non stop abt strange ppl and mysterious bags, wats the fucking point? who the fuck wants to blow the mrt up? why dont spam shit like "stand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow line". u need to make it in monotone and LOUD voice, then MAYBE a small 0.000001% chance some signaporen will hear and listen to it. but then again refer to point no.2 singaporens are fucking deaf.

4. escalators. which fucking part of STAND ON THE LEFT IF WANNA SLACK, STAND ON THE RIGHT IF UR FUCKING IN A RUSH do ppl no understand? the fucking posters, for one, already paste at the wrong place, and fucking the keep left if u wanna slack posters are pasted somewhere visible, BUT they are too SMALL and the worse thing is SINGAPORENS ARE BLIND THEY CANNOT SEE!!!!!!!!!!!! small + blind = retards jamming the way. i mean even without this thingy, fuck man, they are too greedy and are in a rush and onlythingabouthemselvesthattheycantgiveway. seriously.

5.taxis. FUCK U UNDERSTAND U ALL CUT Qers FUCKING WANNA CHIONG GEYLANG PIA THE PROSTITUTE ISSIT? U FUCKING CANNOT SEE GOT PPL BEHIND U? OR U FUCKING JUST DONT CARE? NO FUCKING MANNERS MAN. FUCKING CAN CUT, EVEN THO SOMEONE IS JUST 5 METERS AWAY. FUCKING SINGAPROEN. IF U IN A FUCKING RUSH, WALK BACK ABIT, TELL THE FUCKER "EH MY MOTHER FATHER DYING IN HOSPITAL CAN LET ME TAKE THE CAB 1ST?" IM SURE THAT GUY WILL GIVE WAY NO MATTER HOW FUCKED UP A SINGAPOREN HE CAN BE, IM SURE THAT SINGAPOERNS HAVE TAT SMALL LIL BIT OF EMPATHY DESHOU?

to end this angry post.
shin ga po ru jin wa hontoni baka desu.

there will always be stupid people...

some guy: hi!

customer: ermm.. do u serve u food hot? im a regular customer. so does this rice meal comes with rice?

now lets see.. what went wrong here?

peace.. will it last?

today was a generally peaceful day. no complains whatsoever. maybe coz my outlets most favorite customer came, and was my 1st customer of the day, so everything else went smoothly. I also laughed at a soldier who came to eat.. hmm book out so free shld go home, fuck girl and eat mommy's dinner.. b4 u know it u need to book in liao.. hahahahahahahah!!

hmmm feels wrong when theres nothing wrong... what will happen tmr?

oooooooooo yea something was wrong... i was doing a stocktake as its the end of the month, this FUCKING BASTARD, stole a cab from me he just fucking walk in front and took a cab. afterwhich, this mother fucking couple, just walked casually infront of me to steal another cab, no more mr nice guy, i just walked in front and got in the cab when they hailed one. :) good fucking game sluts. DONT FUCKING STEAL CABS U FUCKING SINGAPORENS U ALL CANT WAIT PROPERLY FOR URS ISSIT? I UNDERSTAND IF UR PREGNANT/OLD/HAVE 200KIDS OR IF U NEED TO BOOK IN. HAHAHAHAHA!! but if u wanna rush the nearest hotel to fuck some prostitute, or go home like EVERYONE ELSE... WAIT UR FUCKING TURN. I TOT U SINGAPORENS LOVE TO WAIT FOR DONUTS? SALES? QUEUE UP FOR FREE STUFF? AND/OR CHEAP STUFF? FUCKING WAIT FOR CAB A WHILE CANNOT IS IT? UR NOT THE FUCKING ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO GO HOME, SPARE A LIL TOT FOR OTHERS USE UR FUCKING EYES!!!

i dont understand

innocent guy working hard to earn money: hi!! welcome. how r u?

malay couple: does your seafood meal contain meat?

innocent guy working hard to earn money: well, it contains seafood..

malay couple: does your seafood meal contain meat?????

innocent guy working hard to earn money: it.. contains seafood... but it contains a little wine, so does these few other meals, and this set here has some pork and therefore we arent exactly a halal shop, if that is ok with u.. maybe u cld try this.. or this..

2 days later. a complain letter was recieved..

wat went wrong?

Something u shld take note.

why.. why why??!

why singaporens can queue up 1789231789238812 hours for stuff like donuts.. sales.. blabla
YET, at a small dining place, they cant wait more den 2 mins for their meal.

why singaporens can see that small small oh-my-fucking-god small hair in their food, when, they cant see the fucking menu which has instructions how to order or wat the fuck is in the menu. ie; subway

why? why? why? why? why? KNN FUCKING WHY?!

why they fucking can fucking queue up for their fucking food, and while some other fucking fucked up customers are fucking jamming the fucking queue coz the fucking shop is already fucking shorthanded, and they are fucking blind to see that. then when comes to their fucking turn, they fucking dont fucking know wat to fucking order and fucking take their own fucking sweet fucking time to fucking order, when they fucking had all the fucking time to fucking made up their fucking mind? when the other previous fuckers are fucking wasting time dont fucking know wat the fuck to order.

fuck. i tell u, fuck.

anyway, new fucked up updates.

colleague: hi welcome, how can i help u?

sinarpeoasn: ermm ur that chicken popiah, does it contain chicken?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! OWNED!!!

Stupidity. At its best.

Me: HI!! Welcome, how can i help u today? Would u like to try our xxx its new and quite good!

singaporen: erm.. ur meatless soup, got meat or not?

Me: .... ermm its meatless...

singaporen: o.. so its vegetarian?

Me: erm yea.. it is, so wld u like to try one?

singaporeasn: actually, give me the meat soup la..

Me: Of course! so would u like to have a small or large one? To have here or take away?

singapoerns: ermm small one eat here, lah

Me* prepares the meal den hand over to the cashier

(annoyed look on face)
singapoerns: actually.. can u make it a large.. one.. and actually i told u its takeaway.

GOOD FUCKING GAME. OWNED!

1st post!!!

Hi, i dedicate this blog, to all customer service officers in Singaproe. And this blog, is prove of how stupid most singaporens can get. But relax k. Ill post slowly, not need to pia game. heh.