Sunday, September 28, 2008
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Some things never change
gosh its been a long time, nothing to bitch/whine/whinge/cry abt well, pretty good innit? yea im enjoying life, really, period. but some things are just.. sigh well anyway one fine day i left teh sanctity of my house, and behold.. STUPIDPORENS @ THE TRAIN STATION!!!!!!
well, as u can see, stupidporeans are just selfishly inconsiderate, fuck you! you got kids so fucking wat theres a FUCKING REASON why the FUCKING tiles on the floor are BLACK and shaped in a small BOX. well of coz we all know why the black box is for, its for u to pose and model. SO THATS WHY UR STANDING THERE YES!!! i mean who the fuck gives way nowadays yes? so when the train arrives. there. ppl get stuck. fat ugly stupidporeans obviously can get out of the train as their fellow stupidpreans are blocking the way.
well anyway to my amazement i saw this retarded poster/sticker/watever in the train :) SERIOUSLY WHY THE FUCK DO U ND A PIECE OF STICKER TO TELL U TO GIVE UP UR SEAT TO THE NEEDY? AINT IT FUCKING COMMONSENSE??!? 
well im not fucking surprised the fucked up indians above didnt get a seat even tho they are "needy"
well, more pictures. and its not just a few stupidporeans, ITS A DUTY OF A STUPIDPOREAN TO NOT GIVE WAY!!
last but not least. the ultimate poster i saw in the train.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
ok wtf am i laughin abt u may ask. ok isnt it fucking obvious, most people at least, leave singapore to enjoy the greener pastures elsewhere, they LEFT singapore out of their own CHOICE. u know why? COZ THEY WANNA FORGET ABT SINGAPORE!!! SO WHO TEH FUCK OUT THER WANTS TO RMB THEIR "HOMELAND" WHEN THEY OBVIOUSLY LEFT IT DUE TO WATEVER REASONS? IF PPL LOVE THEIR COUNTRY THERE IS NO FUCKING NEED FOR A "SINGAPORE DAY" WTF IS IT FOR ANYWAY? GATHER UP AND SHOW OTHER COUNTRIES HOW STUPID STUPIDPORENS ARE??? OMG?! WHAT THE FUCK!??! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE.
ok that was fun :D ill post soon
well, as u can see, stupidporeans are just selfishly inconsiderate, fuck you! you got kids so fucking wat theres a FUCKING REASON why the FUCKING tiles on the floor are BLACK and shaped in a small BOX. well of coz we all know why the black box is for, its for u to pose and model. SO THATS WHY UR STANDING THERE YES!!! i mean who the fuck gives way nowadays yes? so when the train arrives. there. ppl get stuck. fat ugly stupidporeans obviously can get out of the train as their fellow stupidpreans are blocking the way.
well anyway to my amazement i saw this retarded poster/sticker/watever in the train :) SERIOUSLY WHY THE FUCK DO U ND A PIECE OF STICKER TO TELL U TO GIVE UP UR SEAT TO THE NEEDY? AINT IT FUCKING COMMONSENSE??!? 
well im not fucking surprised the fucked up indians above didnt get a seat even tho they are "needy"well, more pictures. and its not just a few stupidporeans, ITS A DUTY OF A STUPIDPOREAN TO NOT GIVE WAY!!
last but not least. the ultimate poster i saw in the train.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLok wtf am i laughin abt u may ask. ok isnt it fucking obvious, most people at least, leave singapore to enjoy the greener pastures elsewhere, they LEFT singapore out of their own CHOICE. u know why? COZ THEY WANNA FORGET ABT SINGAPORE!!! SO WHO TEH FUCK OUT THER WANTS TO RMB THEIR "HOMELAND" WHEN THEY OBVIOUSLY LEFT IT DUE TO WATEVER REASONS? IF PPL LOVE THEIR COUNTRY THERE IS NO FUCKING NEED FOR A "SINGAPORE DAY" WTF IS IT FOR ANYWAY? GATHER UP AND SHOW OTHER COUNTRIES HOW STUPID STUPIDPORENS ARE??? OMG?! WHAT THE FUCK!??! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE.
ok that was fun :D ill post soon
Thursday, June 26, 2008
back, with vengeance
you know im now back in school, im now taking a course in NYP. you know im damn happy to be back in the educational stream. I THOUGHT TAT THERE WERE NO MORE FUCKED UP SINGAPORENS BUT I WAS FUCKING WRONG. kids ALL FUCKING KIDS. and as usual singaporean girls are damn fucked up. you tot those fucking office girls were fucked up enough, i think it comes from poly or jc life, the beginning. where they learn their fucked upness. all the fucking singaporen guys are too nice to the girls, and thats why the FYUCKING GIRLS TAKE THE FUCKING ADVANTAGE and climb all over their heads. FUCKING HELL. well, not all anyways, the girls in my class, are kiddy, but they are kute and disturbable. i shld make this blog less angry seriously. and make it into a more normal blog like everyone else.
like err Hi today i went to lecture i looked at girls. i am happy. fuck this shit lol. ill be back soon to diss more fucking singaporen shizznits
like err Hi today i went to lecture i looked at girls. i am happy. fuck this shit lol. ill be back soon to diss more fucking singaporen shizznits
Sunday, May 25, 2008
i did a kind deed.
OMG la, u know if fucking singaporeans know the meaning of kindness a a little bit of self sacriface. people like me wldnt leave this fucked up rude country
Saturday, April 12, 2008
GG ppl are smsing me to post.
Ok, DAMN long nv post, really damn long. i left my job as a full timer, at whereever i was working, i cldnt take it anymore, i might just work part time from time to time, without money, ur nothin but a dead piece of dead brown grass here in singapore.
Anyways, few weeks back, i got complain, "sexual harrassment" EXCELLENT!
heres wat i did
Girl customer: hi may i know ur specials for today?
me(grinning): okkaay.. we got the chicken, the beef, and me!"
Girl customer laughed it off and i served her her damn food, and went on to the next customer
TAKE NOTE I DIDNT GIVE THAT FUCKING BITCH A SECOND LOOK. I CANT EVEN RMB HOW SHE LOOKS LIKE. I DIDNT TOUCH HER WHILE SERVING HER FOOD NOR LOOK AT HER.
fucking fiance sent complain letter regarding this to my boss, and tryin to lean it towards sexual harrasement, i mean like wtF? i understand im way more good looking den that guy, prolly a bigger cock too, tats why my one small lil joke, can tear up ur fucking marriage or soon-to-be marriage. wtf? u know the best part, the fiance wasnt even there, he had NO BALLS to come and confront me if i was even sexually harrassing his fucking wife. WHY THE FUCK DO SINGAPOREAN GIRLS GO FOR SUCH FUCKED UP GUYS??? must be rich i guess. thanks to our great leaders and parents and fucked up singaporeans to taech the now, the young abt being stupid and selfish.
seriously, singaporen girls, o well, i dont wanna say much u all are fucked up attitude problem anyway, so its cool u all choose fucked up and uselses BUT rich guys to have sex and make family with and bring more fucked up people to this country and teach them to be fucking fucked up and selfish. grats. the future of this country is going to ruins. fuckers like that.
INCIDENT NO.2
I WASNT EVEN INVOLVED AND I GOT A COMPLAIN WTF?
i was the cashier other day, and this lil fucktard ordered some meal deal, it was explained to him clearly that the bread and the soup has to be seperated or it will become soggy ok. so he paid up, and later when the food was served, he came back and make a fuss, talking loudly and rudely to the supervisor, yea i am a supervisor too, but at that moment in time, i had some customers to charge and since another supervisor is dealing with that kid, i decided to not abandon my post and continue charging the customers, and SINCE there wasnt enough man power. apparently in the complain letter it was stated that
1. we were rude to him coz he was dressed in 3/4s and slippers
2. the waiters were rude and didnt know his order
3. the cashier was rude becoz he didnt bother and cont to serve other customers.
4. the letter was written not by that kid, but by his gf.
heres my response u shithead.
1. WHY WOULD I GIVE A FUCK WAT U WEAR TO EAT? AS LONG AS U PAY UP EAT AND FUCK OFF, DONT WASTE MY TIME I DONT GIVE A SHIT U READ ME? I DONT WANT ANYTHING ELSE TO DO WITH KIDS LIKE WHO, WHO THE FUCK U THINK U ARE?
2. HOW THE FUCK THE WAITERS KNOW UR ORDER? U PLACED UR ORDER AT TEH COUNTER, NOT THRU THE WAITER, U FUCKING NO BRAINS? U THINK THE WAITERS ALL HAVE SOME WIRELESS CONNECTION TO THE CASHIER/COUNTER STAFF?
3. WHY THE FUCK THE CASHIER MUST BOTHER WHEN HE HAS 1023981290 CUSTOMERS TO SERVE? WHO THE FUCK U THINK U ARE? MR LEE KUAN YEW? WHAT MAKES U THINK U DESERVE SO MUCH ATTENTION?? EVEN IF MR LEE COME, I TELL HIM FUCKING QUEUE UP AND TREAT HIM THE SAME AS ANY OTHER CUSTOMER
4. WHY U PUSSY ND UR GF TO WRITE COMPLAIN LETTER? CANT WRITE IN URSELF?
again and again, much uselessness and stupidity, i cant wait to get out, i just cant.
Anyways, few weeks back, i got complain, "sexual harrassment" EXCELLENT!
heres wat i did
Girl customer: hi may i know ur specials for today?
me(grinning): okkaay.. we got the chicken, the beef, and me!"
Girl customer laughed it off and i served her her damn food, and went on to the next customer
TAKE NOTE I DIDNT GIVE THAT FUCKING BITCH A SECOND LOOK. I CANT EVEN RMB HOW SHE LOOKS LIKE. I DIDNT TOUCH HER WHILE SERVING HER FOOD NOR LOOK AT HER.
fucking fiance sent complain letter regarding this to my boss, and tryin to lean it towards sexual harrasement, i mean like wtF? i understand im way more good looking den that guy, prolly a bigger cock too, tats why my one small lil joke, can tear up ur fucking marriage or soon-to-be marriage. wtf? u know the best part, the fiance wasnt even there, he had NO BALLS to come and confront me if i was even sexually harrassing his fucking wife. WHY THE FUCK DO SINGAPOREAN GIRLS GO FOR SUCH FUCKED UP GUYS??? must be rich i guess. thanks to our great leaders and parents and fucked up singaporeans to taech the now, the young abt being stupid and selfish.
seriously, singaporen girls, o well, i dont wanna say much u all are fucked up attitude problem anyway, so its cool u all choose fucked up and uselses BUT rich guys to have sex and make family with and bring more fucked up people to this country and teach them to be fucking fucked up and selfish. grats. the future of this country is going to ruins. fuckers like that.
INCIDENT NO.2
I WASNT EVEN INVOLVED AND I GOT A COMPLAIN WTF?
i was the cashier other day, and this lil fucktard ordered some meal deal, it was explained to him clearly that the bread and the soup has to be seperated or it will become soggy ok. so he paid up, and later when the food was served, he came back and make a fuss, talking loudly and rudely to the supervisor, yea i am a supervisor too, but at that moment in time, i had some customers to charge and since another supervisor is dealing with that kid, i decided to not abandon my post and continue charging the customers, and SINCE there wasnt enough man power. apparently in the complain letter it was stated that
1. we were rude to him coz he was dressed in 3/4s and slippers
2. the waiters were rude and didnt know his order
3. the cashier was rude becoz he didnt bother and cont to serve other customers.
4. the letter was written not by that kid, but by his gf.
heres my response u shithead.
1. WHY WOULD I GIVE A FUCK WAT U WEAR TO EAT? AS LONG AS U PAY UP EAT AND FUCK OFF, DONT WASTE MY TIME I DONT GIVE A SHIT U READ ME? I DONT WANT ANYTHING ELSE TO DO WITH KIDS LIKE WHO, WHO THE FUCK U THINK U ARE?
2. HOW THE FUCK THE WAITERS KNOW UR ORDER? U PLACED UR ORDER AT TEH COUNTER, NOT THRU THE WAITER, U FUCKING NO BRAINS? U THINK THE WAITERS ALL HAVE SOME WIRELESS CONNECTION TO THE CASHIER/COUNTER STAFF?
3. WHY THE FUCK THE CASHIER MUST BOTHER WHEN HE HAS 1023981290 CUSTOMERS TO SERVE? WHO THE FUCK U THINK U ARE? MR LEE KUAN YEW? WHAT MAKES U THINK U DESERVE SO MUCH ATTENTION?? EVEN IF MR LEE COME, I TELL HIM FUCKING QUEUE UP AND TREAT HIM THE SAME AS ANY OTHER CUSTOMER
4. WHY U PUSSY ND UR GF TO WRITE COMPLAIN LETTER? CANT WRITE IN URSELF?
again and again, much uselessness and stupidity, i cant wait to get out, i just cant.
Friday, April 11, 2008
heres back from a long long time
OMG CHECK THIS OUT! i was gonna make a video but someone made for me already, so im gonna be fucked up and lazy and leech.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
What i have to say about singaporeans.
In a short sentence..
Stupidporeans are stupid, and they know it, and they get angry when u tell them they are stupid.
Stupidporeans are stupid, and they know it, and they get angry when u tell them they are stupid.
gg wat my name means
i took out this post coz i think its retarded
gonna post something i like for a change, something happy, something about love.
I love First love, im a fan of Utada Hikaru. She sings, and she sings excellently.
gonna post something i like for a change, something happy, something about love.
I love First love, im a fan of Utada Hikaru. She sings, and she sings excellently.
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
gg long tiem no post
OK. wtf 1 month i nv post, fucking bz lots of shit to do. anyway i just started a new hobby and that involves taxi drivers.
taxi drivers are damn interesting people, they are weak minded and can be brain washed easily. coupla nites ago, i took a cab home, being me the friendly guy, i chatted up w the driver, somehow the convos drifted to the topic of stupidporeans, wtf? i was stating the fact that stupidporens are fucking ill-mannered. den he countered back with a "who say one?? just now u come in the taxi i greet u with a smile wat?" towhich i replied, and how many stupidporens actually reply/respond to ur greeting??? owned!! he was speechless while he attempted to think of sth intelligent to shoot me back, i cut him off, "fuck la stupidporens u greet them, they just knn mumble mumble hi and say uncle, orchard road pls, and tahts the end liao who'd bother abt chatting with the cabbie anyway? so anyway the convos was pretty one sided, and by the end, the taxi driver was convinced stupidporens are damn fucking ill-mannered, and that there is no longer hope, esp for the kids nowadays, knn fucked up.
anyway, heres some new shit.
at a fast food restaurent
customer: ex cue me, if i order food here, can eat here?
and WHY the fuck, stupidporens are so stupid? u know they dont understand the simplicity of the jobscope of a waiter. ok, lets see, WTF is the jobscope of a waiter?
wait·er /ˈweɪtər/ Pronunciation Key[wey-ter] Pronunciation Key
1. a person, esp. a man, who waits on tables, as in a restaurant.
2. a tray for carrying dishes, a tea service, etc.; salver.
3. a person who waits or awaits.
4. Obsolete. an attendant. –verb (used without object)
5. to work or serve as a waiter: to waiter in a restaurant.
SO WHY THE FUCK DO YOU ALL FUCKING STUPIDPORENS NEED TO WAVE THE WAITER ARD WHEN HE IS CARRYING TWO I REPEAT TWO FUCKING HANDS FULL OF FOOD OR WATEVER ELSE? AND DO THAT FUCKIGN STUPID NOOB SHIT HAND ACTION TO CLEAR THE FUCKING TABLE? ARE U TELLING ME U DONT KNOW THAT HE WILL CLEAR UR TABLE SHORTLY? U JUST FUCKING CAME TO THE RESTAURENT, OTHER FUCKING STUPIDPORENS ARE WAITIN FOR THEIR FOOD LIAO WHY U MUST CLEAR U TABLE FIRST? U CANNOT WAIT 2 MINS? U HAVENT EVEN DECIDED WAT FUCKING FOOD U WANT TO EAT U WANT UR TABLE CLEARED? I MEAN, THE WAITERS JOB IS TO CLEAR TABLES AND SERVE FOOD YES? NO? SO OF FUCKING COZ THEY WILL COME CLEAR U FUCKING TABLE U STUPID STUPIDPOREN. ITS A FUCKING FAST FOOD RESTAURENT FFS. U PAY $10 FOR A MEAL U EXPECT SMLJ 1ST CLASS SERVICE? IM FUCKING SURE THE WAITER WILL BE HAPPY TO HELP U ASAP, BUT HE FUCKING HAS 2 HANDS NOT 6 MILLION HANDS AND HE CANT TELEPORT, HE ALSO CANT WALK THRU SOLID OBJECTS LIKE A SUPER HERO.NOT TO MENTION HE DOESNT KNOW WAT U ORDERED SO IF UR ORDER HASNT ARRIVED, AT LEAST SAY THE NAME OF THE FOOD U ORDERED, NOT "EH MY FOOD NOT HERE YET AND EXPECT THE WAITER TO FUCKING CONJURE IT INSTANTLY FOR YOU"
FAST FOOD MEANS FAST, NOT INSTANT U RETARD. EVEN THE FUCKING INSTANT NOODLE U NEED TO WAIT A COUPLA MINS THEN U CAN CONSUME. FUCKING SINGAOPRENS.
FUCK YOU UNDERSTAND.
taxi drivers are damn interesting people, they are weak minded and can be brain washed easily. coupla nites ago, i took a cab home, being me the friendly guy, i chatted up w the driver, somehow the convos drifted to the topic of stupidporeans, wtf? i was stating the fact that stupidporens are fucking ill-mannered. den he countered back with a "who say one?? just now u come in the taxi i greet u with a smile wat?" towhich i replied, and how many stupidporens actually reply/respond to ur greeting??? owned!! he was speechless while he attempted to think of sth intelligent to shoot me back, i cut him off, "fuck la stupidporens u greet them, they just knn mumble mumble hi and say uncle, orchard road pls, and tahts the end liao who'd bother abt chatting with the cabbie anyway? so anyway the convos was pretty one sided, and by the end, the taxi driver was convinced stupidporens are damn fucking ill-mannered, and that there is no longer hope, esp for the kids nowadays, knn fucked up.
anyway, heres some new shit.
at a fast food restaurent
customer: ex cue me, if i order food here, can eat here?
and WHY the fuck, stupidporens are so stupid? u know they dont understand the simplicity of the jobscope of a waiter. ok, lets see, WTF is the jobscope of a waiter?
wait·er /ˈweɪtər/ Pronunciation Key[wey-ter] Pronunciation Key
1. a person, esp. a man, who waits on tables, as in a restaurant.
2. a tray for carrying dishes, a tea service, etc.; salver.
3. a person who waits or awaits.
4. Obsolete. an attendant. –verb (used without object)
5. to work or serve as a waiter: to waiter in a restaurant.
SO WHY THE FUCK DO YOU ALL FUCKING STUPIDPORENS NEED TO WAVE THE WAITER ARD WHEN HE IS CARRYING TWO I REPEAT TWO FUCKING HANDS FULL OF FOOD OR WATEVER ELSE? AND DO THAT FUCKIGN STUPID NOOB SHIT HAND ACTION TO CLEAR THE FUCKING TABLE? ARE U TELLING ME U DONT KNOW THAT HE WILL CLEAR UR TABLE SHORTLY? U JUST FUCKING CAME TO THE RESTAURENT, OTHER FUCKING STUPIDPORENS ARE WAITIN FOR THEIR FOOD LIAO WHY U MUST CLEAR U TABLE FIRST? U CANNOT WAIT 2 MINS? U HAVENT EVEN DECIDED WAT FUCKING FOOD U WANT TO EAT U WANT UR TABLE CLEARED? I MEAN, THE WAITERS JOB IS TO CLEAR TABLES AND SERVE FOOD YES? NO? SO OF FUCKING COZ THEY WILL COME CLEAR U FUCKING TABLE U STUPID STUPIDPOREN. ITS A FUCKING FAST FOOD RESTAURENT FFS. U PAY $10 FOR A MEAL U EXPECT SMLJ 1ST CLASS SERVICE? IM FUCKING SURE THE WAITER WILL BE HAPPY TO HELP U ASAP, BUT HE FUCKING HAS 2 HANDS NOT 6 MILLION HANDS AND HE CANT TELEPORT, HE ALSO CANT WALK THRU SOLID OBJECTS LIKE A SUPER HERO.NOT TO MENTION HE DOESNT KNOW WAT U ORDERED SO IF UR ORDER HASNT ARRIVED, AT LEAST SAY THE NAME OF THE FOOD U ORDERED, NOT "EH MY FOOD NOT HERE YET AND EXPECT THE WAITER TO FUCKING CONJURE IT INSTANTLY FOR YOU"
FAST FOOD MEANS FAST, NOT INSTANT U RETARD. EVEN THE FUCKING INSTANT NOODLE U NEED TO WAIT A COUPLA MINS THEN U CAN CONSUME. FUCKING SINGAOPRENS.
FUCK YOU UNDERSTAND.
Saturday, January 5, 2008
stupidporeans got owned!!!
OMFG I WIN!@@!@!@!@
today i tried to get off the train, but however wtf bbq, stupidporeans HAD to stand in front of the fucking train door coz they wanna rush in BUT TOO FUCKING SORRY FOR THEM! I WAS IN FRONT AND I DIDNT BUDGE COZ I DIDNT HAVE SPACE TO GET OUT. SO I STOOD THERE AND LOOKED AT THEM AND SMILED DEN I SAID
"U FUCKING STUPIDPOREANS CANT LET PPL GET OUT FIRST ISSIT? WHY ARE U STUPIDPOREANS SO SELFISH? LEE KUAN YEW NEVER TEACH U ALL TO GIVE WAY? THEY INVENT THAT STUPID COURTESY LION FOR FUCK?
THEREFORE WITH ME STANDING THERE, NO ONE CLD GET OUT, AND NO ONE CLD GET IN. OMFG I WAS SO HAPPY LOOKING AT ALL THEIR LAN JIAO BINS. i know i was fucked up, i made ppl miss their stops, and i made ppl miss their trains, and i fucking missed my stop. but NEVERMIND. i owned their fucking lan jiao bins.
today i tried to get off the train, but however wtf bbq, stupidporeans HAD to stand in front of the fucking train door coz they wanna rush in BUT TOO FUCKING SORRY FOR THEM! I WAS IN FRONT AND I DIDNT BUDGE COZ I DIDNT HAVE SPACE TO GET OUT. SO I STOOD THERE AND LOOKED AT THEM AND SMILED DEN I SAID
"U FUCKING STUPIDPOREANS CANT LET PPL GET OUT FIRST ISSIT? WHY ARE U STUPIDPOREANS SO SELFISH? LEE KUAN YEW NEVER TEACH U ALL TO GIVE WAY? THEY INVENT THAT STUPID COURTESY LION FOR FUCK?
THEREFORE WITH ME STANDING THERE, NO ONE CLD GET OUT, AND NO ONE CLD GET IN. OMFG I WAS SO HAPPY LOOKING AT ALL THEIR LAN JIAO BINS. i know i was fucked up, i made ppl miss their stops, and i made ppl miss their trains, and i fucking missed my stop. but NEVERMIND. i owned their fucking lan jiao bins.
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