gg long tiem no post

OK. wtf 1 month i nv post, fucking bz lots of shit to do. anyway i just started a new hobby and that involves taxi drivers.
taxi drivers are damn interesting people, they are weak minded and can be brain washed easily. coupla nites ago, i took a cab home, being me the friendly guy, i chatted up w the driver, somehow the convos drifted to the topic of stupidporeans, wtf? i was stating the fact that stupidporens are fucking ill-mannered. den he countered back with a "who say one?? just now u come in the taxi i greet u with a smile wat?" towhich i replied, and how many stupidporens actually reply/respond to ur greeting??? owned!! he was speechless while he attempted to think of sth intelligent to shoot me back, i cut him off, "fuck la stupidporens u greet them, they just knn mumble mumble hi and say uncle, orchard road pls, and tahts the end liao who'd bother abt chatting with the cabbie anyway? so anyway the convos was pretty one sided, and by the end, the taxi driver was convinced stupidporens are damn fucking ill-mannered, and that there is no longer hope, esp for the kids nowadays, knn fucked up.

anyway, heres some new shit.

at a fast food restaurent

customer: ex cue me, if i order food here, can eat here?

and WHY the fuck, stupidporens are so stupid? u know they dont understand the simplicity of the jobscope of a waiter. ok, lets see, WTF is the jobscope of a waiter?

wait·er /ˈweɪtər/ Pronunciation Key[wey-ter] Pronunciation Key
1. a person, esp. a man, who waits on tables, as in a restaurant.
2. a tray for carrying dishes, a tea service, etc.; salver.
3. a person who waits or awaits.
4. Obsolete. an attendant. –verb (used without object)
5. to work or serve as a waiter: to waiter in a restaurant.

SO WHY THE FUCK DO YOU ALL FUCKING STUPIDPORENS NEED TO WAVE THE WAITER ARD WHEN HE IS CARRYING TWO I REPEAT TWO FUCKING HANDS FULL OF FOOD OR WATEVER ELSE? AND DO THAT FUCKIGN STUPID NOOB SHIT HAND ACTION TO CLEAR THE FUCKING TABLE? ARE U TELLING ME U DONT KNOW THAT HE WILL CLEAR UR TABLE SHORTLY? U JUST FUCKING CAME TO THE RESTAURENT, OTHER FUCKING STUPIDPORENS ARE WAITIN FOR THEIR FOOD LIAO WHY U MUST CLEAR U TABLE FIRST? U CANNOT WAIT 2 MINS? U HAVENT EVEN DECIDED WAT FUCKING FOOD U WANT TO EAT U WANT UR TABLE CLEARED? I MEAN, THE WAITERS JOB IS TO CLEAR TABLES AND SERVE FOOD YES? NO? SO OF FUCKING COZ THEY WILL COME CLEAR U FUCKING TABLE U STUPID STUPIDPOREN. ITS A FUCKING FAST FOOD RESTAURENT FFS. U PAY $10 FOR A MEAL U EXPECT SMLJ 1ST CLASS SERVICE? IM FUCKING SURE THE WAITER WILL BE HAPPY TO HELP U ASAP, BUT HE FUCKING HAS 2 HANDS NOT 6 MILLION HANDS AND HE CANT TELEPORT, HE ALSO CANT WALK THRU SOLID OBJECTS LIKE A SUPER HERO.NOT TO MENTION HE DOESNT KNOW WAT U ORDERED SO IF UR ORDER HASNT ARRIVED, AT LEAST SAY THE NAME OF THE FOOD U ORDERED, NOT "EH MY FOOD NOT HERE YET AND EXPECT THE WAITER TO FUCKING CONJURE IT INSTANTLY FOR YOU"

FAST FOOD MEANS FAST, NOT INSTANT U RETARD. EVEN THE FUCKING INSTANT NOODLE U NEED TO WAIT A COUPLA MINS THEN U CAN CONSUME. FUCKING SINGAOPRENS.
FUCK YOU UNDERSTAND.