stupidity in singapoer, its boundless, yea sure thers stupid ppl everywhere else, but in singapore theres an exceptionally great amount. proportionately speaking. at least 98.8% are pretty dumb and stupid. even no matter how fucking smart they think they are. ther are so many examples i dont even fucking know where to start.
u see, sinagporesn they like to think their smart, but u realize the smarter they are, the stupider the mistake they make.
"hey, is ur iced tea cold?"
"do u have any vegetarian salads?" (yes of coz i fucking know there are meat salads, but the salads im referring to in this case are fucking vegetarian coz on the menu it says "VEGGIE SALAD" not "MEAT SALAD" U FUCKTARD so dont fucking tell me there are meat salads.)
but maybe thats not stupidity, just blindness. but still.
lets talk abt the public transport now. much stupidity tat singaporens love to express in this category
1. those fucking yellow lines at the mrt. why the fuck do they like to fucking stand in the middle and block every fucking ones way? i mean do they not understand tat if they dont let the ppl out, they wont be able to get in anyways?
2. they so fucking blind they cant see the yellow line tat has been so painstakingly painted by someone?not only blind id say, blind, retarded and of coz, deaf. coz i bet 200 years of my pathetic pay tat even if the fucking irritating pa system keep fucking spamming pls stand behind the yellow line.
3. why the fuck is the pa system spamming non stop abt strange ppl and mysterious bags, wats the fucking point? who the fuck wants to blow the mrt up? why dont spam shit like "stand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow linestand behind the yellow line". u need to make it in monotone and LOUD voice, then MAYBE a small 0.000001% chance some signaporen will hear and listen to it. but then again refer to point no.2 singaporens are fucking deaf.
4. escalators. which fucking part of STAND ON THE LEFT IF WANNA SLACK, STAND ON THE RIGHT IF UR FUCKING IN A RUSH do ppl no understand? the fucking posters, for one, already paste at the wrong place, and fucking the keep left if u wanna slack posters are pasted somewhere visible, BUT they are too SMALL and the worse thing is SINGAPORENS ARE BLIND THEY CANNOT SEE!!!!!!!!!!!! small + blind = retards jamming the way. i mean even without this thingy, fuck man, they are too greedy and are in a rush and onlythingabouthemselvesthattheycantgiveway. seriously.
5.taxis. FUCK U UNDERSTAND U ALL CUT Qers FUCKING WANNA CHIONG GEYLANG PIA THE PROSTITUTE ISSIT? U FUCKING CANNOT SEE GOT PPL BEHIND U? OR U FUCKING JUST DONT CARE? NO FUCKING MANNERS MAN. FUCKING CAN CUT, EVEN THO SOMEONE IS JUST 5 METERS AWAY. FUCKING SINGAPROEN. IF U IN A FUCKING RUSH, WALK BACK ABIT, TELL THE FUCKER "EH MY MOTHER FATHER DYING IN HOSPITAL CAN LET ME TAKE THE CAB 1ST?" IM SURE THAT GUY WILL GIVE WAY NO MATTER HOW FUCKED UP A SINGAPOREN HE CAN BE, IM SURE THAT SINGAPOERNS HAVE TAT SMALL LIL BIT OF EMPATHY DESHOU?
to end this angry post.
shin ga po ru jin wa hontoni baka desu.
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