me: hi! welcome, how can i help u today?
guy: ermm u got food? k.. this one is the beef soup.. mumble mumble.. beef... mumble
me: sorry i didnt quite catch that cld u say again please? *grins i tot u were asking me if the beef soup has beef..
guy: yea.. so does ur beef soup have beef?
GG LA
stupidporeans are really stupid. some sonuvabitch is so fucked up, cldnt wait for a coupla mins, fucking bastard and ask my cashier to "oi faster leh" wtf? cant see the cashier has 2 hands? mother fucking cb he think he got slutty girlfrend he big fuck? most prolly is some slut who wants he's money, tats how loserpoeans girls are like anyway, got money, the leg will spread wide wide liao. __ den i told the fucking guy eh.. sorry to keep u waiting, but the cashier is helping to take orders(coz some fucked up customer dont know how to complete ordering, wait till reach the casher then order. fucking stupid. rather then order when the counter staff is taking his order.) but guess wat the fucking stupid retarded no patience guy said
"ya la but shldnt let the customer wait wat?! wait my food cold how?"
fuck u understand u mother cheebye. of coz we are doing as fast as we can but u shldnt fucking blame us when we are fucking serving other customer who are fucking us up. fucking piece of shit. u so hungry u cannot wait awhile more? your food abit cold u will die? u fucking pussy never serve NS b4 issit? ccb?! why ur slut gf eat the food liao will suck your cock better ar? fuck u understand, its ppl like u who act like ur a big fat ugly fuck, thats why ppl like me hate this lousy fucked up country. its bad enough i wasted 2 years for nothing, to protect fucking losers like u? might as well shoot the civilians! FUCK U ALL STUPID POREANS
U ALL DONT KNOW HOW TO
- ORDER FOOD
- READ THE FUCKING MENU
- UNDERSTAND SIMPLE ENGLISH
- DEAF
- GIVE WAY
- WAIT JUST THAT 1 MIN MORE
- DONT GIVE THAT FUCKING LANJIAO BIN WHEN U FEEL UR INSULTED
- DONT GIVE THAT FUCKING LANJIAO BIN WHEN UR INSULTED
- NOT BLOCK THE FUCKING PASSAGEWAY
- NOT STOP SUDDENLY AT THE PASSAGEWAY
BUT HOW FUCKING EVER U ALL KNOW HOW TO
- QUEUE UP FOR RETARDED THINGS BUT CANT WAIT FOR A LIL WHILE AT FOOD OUTLETS
- THINK EVERYTHING IS INSTANT
- ASK STUPID QUESTIONS
- FEEL INSULTED WHEN YOU KNOW UR STUPID AND PEOPLE TELL YOU UR STUPID
- COME OUT WITH IDEAS WHICH ARE RIPPED OFF FROM AMERICA/EUROPE/JAPAN
- PRETEND U HAVE AN ACCENT WHEN UR FAKING IT
- THINK COZ U HAVE A PRETTY FACE(SOMETIMES EVEN IF UR UGLY) GIVE THAT LANJIAO BIN AND ATTITUDE PROBLEM<-- REFERS TO THOSE LOSERPOREAN GIRLS
- BLOCK PPL'S WAY EVERYWHERE AND ANYWHERE
Anyway, ive been talking so much about this "lanjiao bin" for those who do not understand, it literally means "penis face" its this special and authentic look tat only stupidporeans have, they often show it, anything and everytime they feel offended and insulted, even if its a small harmless joke.
Just now however this few caucasian customers brightened up the day SEE U ALL FUCKING LOSERPOEANS WHY CANT LEARN FROM ANG MOH? LEARN THE FAKE ACCENT NIA WAT FOR? FUCK U! anyway, their table was dirty so i offered to clean it, in fact, they took it even tho it was dirty, and didnt bother to do that stupid hand waving action to the waiters, so, i hurriedly clearing some dishes and went over to help them wipe the table, however they have started eating already, BUT, heres the best part, when i reached them they smiled, said thanks, took their food up and stood aside patiently while i wiped. OMFG WHY ARE TEHY SO NICE AND POLITE? WHY? WHY THE FUCKING SINGAPOREN HAVE TO DO THAT FUCKING HAND WAVING ACTION WITH THAT STUPID FACE AND CONTINUE TO DO THAT WIPING THE TABLE ACTION WITH THEIR HANDS AS IF WE FUCKING CANNOT SEE?? TAT FUCKING HAND ACTION IS FUCKING IRRITATING ESP WITH THAT FUCKING UGLY AND IMPATIENT FACE, AS IF UR FOOD REACH ALREADY??? NO U HAVENT EVEN DECIDED TAT TO ORDER. AND U FUCKING THINK WAITERS HAVE 12031290820948230489 LIMBS?
TO END THIS ONCE AGAIN... FUCKING STUPIDPOREANS NEED TO GO THRU A POOR AND FUCKED UP LIFE TO LEARN NOT TO BE SO STUPID AND FUCKED UP. THEY ALSO SHLD SERVE ARMY AND LEARN AND DO STUPID THINGS SO THEY WILL KNOW THAT THEY SHLDNT DO STUPID THINGS. BUT AMAZINGLY SOMETIMES SOME SOLDIERS DO TOO MUCH STUPID THINGS, THEY BECOME STUPID THEMSELVES.
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