gg wat my name means

i took out this post coz i think its retarded

gonna post something i like for a change, something happy, something about love.



I love First love, im a fan of Utada Hikaru. She sings, and she sings excellently.

gg long tiem no post

OK. wtf 1 month i nv post, fucking bz lots of shit to do. anyway i just started a new hobby and that involves taxi drivers.
taxi drivers are damn interesting people, they are weak minded and can be brain washed easily. coupla nites ago, i took a cab home, being me the friendly guy, i chatted up w the driver, somehow the convos drifted to the topic of stupidporeans, wtf? i was stating the fact that stupidporens are fucking ill-mannered. den he countered back with a "who say one?? just now u come in the taxi i greet u with a smile wat?" towhich i replied, and how many stupidporens actually reply/respond to ur greeting??? owned!! he was speechless while he attempted to think of sth intelligent to shoot me back, i cut him off, "fuck la stupidporens u greet them, they just knn mumble mumble hi and say uncle, orchard road pls, and tahts the end liao who'd bother abt chatting with the cabbie anyway? so anyway the convos was pretty one sided, and by the end, the taxi driver was convinced stupidporens are damn fucking ill-mannered, and that there is no longer hope, esp for the kids nowadays, knn fucked up.

anyway, heres some new shit.

at a fast food restaurent

customer: ex cue me, if i order food here, can eat here?

and WHY the fuck, stupidporens are so stupid? u know they dont understand the simplicity of the jobscope of a waiter. ok, lets see, WTF is the jobscope of a waiter?

wait·er /ˈweɪtər/ Pronunciation Key[wey-ter] Pronunciation Key
1. a person, esp. a man, who waits on tables, as in a restaurant.
2. a tray for carrying dishes, a tea service, etc.; salver.
3. a person who waits or awaits.
4. Obsolete. an attendant. –verb (used without object)
5. to work or serve as a waiter: to waiter in a restaurant.

SO WHY THE FUCK DO YOU ALL FUCKING STUPIDPORENS NEED TO WAVE THE WAITER ARD WHEN HE IS CARRYING TWO I REPEAT TWO FUCKING HANDS FULL OF FOOD OR WATEVER ELSE? AND DO THAT FUCKIGN STUPID NOOB SHIT HAND ACTION TO CLEAR THE FUCKING TABLE? ARE U TELLING ME U DONT KNOW THAT HE WILL CLEAR UR TABLE SHORTLY? U JUST FUCKING CAME TO THE RESTAURENT, OTHER FUCKING STUPIDPORENS ARE WAITIN FOR THEIR FOOD LIAO WHY U MUST CLEAR U TABLE FIRST? U CANNOT WAIT 2 MINS? U HAVENT EVEN DECIDED WAT FUCKING FOOD U WANT TO EAT U WANT UR TABLE CLEARED? I MEAN, THE WAITERS JOB IS TO CLEAR TABLES AND SERVE FOOD YES? NO? SO OF FUCKING COZ THEY WILL COME CLEAR U FUCKING TABLE U STUPID STUPIDPOREN. ITS A FUCKING FAST FOOD RESTAURENT FFS. U PAY $10 FOR A MEAL U EXPECT SMLJ 1ST CLASS SERVICE? IM FUCKING SURE THE WAITER WILL BE HAPPY TO HELP U ASAP, BUT HE FUCKING HAS 2 HANDS NOT 6 MILLION HANDS AND HE CANT TELEPORT, HE ALSO CANT WALK THRU SOLID OBJECTS LIKE A SUPER HERO.NOT TO MENTION HE DOESNT KNOW WAT U ORDERED SO IF UR ORDER HASNT ARRIVED, AT LEAST SAY THE NAME OF THE FOOD U ORDERED, NOT "EH MY FOOD NOT HERE YET AND EXPECT THE WAITER TO FUCKING CONJURE IT INSTANTLY FOR YOU"

FAST FOOD MEANS FAST, NOT INSTANT U RETARD. EVEN THE FUCKING INSTANT NOODLE U NEED TO WAIT A COUPLA MINS THEN U CAN CONSUME. FUCKING SINGAOPRENS.
FUCK YOU UNDERSTAND.

stupidporeans got owned!!!

OMFG I WIN!@@!@!@!@
today i tried to get off the train, but however wtf bbq, stupidporeans HAD to stand in front of the fucking train door coz they wanna rush in BUT TOO FUCKING SORRY FOR THEM! I WAS IN FRONT AND I DIDNT BUDGE COZ I DIDNT HAVE SPACE TO GET OUT. SO I STOOD THERE AND LOOKED AT THEM AND SMILED DEN I SAID
"U FUCKING STUPIDPOREANS CANT LET PPL GET OUT FIRST ISSIT? WHY ARE U STUPIDPOREANS SO SELFISH? LEE KUAN YEW NEVER TEACH U ALL TO GIVE WAY? THEY INVENT THAT STUPID COURTESY LION FOR FUCK?

THEREFORE WITH ME STANDING THERE, NO ONE CLD GET OUT, AND NO ONE CLD GET IN. OMFG I WAS SO HAPPY LOOKING AT ALL THEIR LAN JIAO BINS. i know i was fucked up, i made ppl miss their stops, and i made ppl miss their trains, and i fucking missed my stop. but NEVERMIND. i owned their fucking lan jiao bins.

this is so lose i need to post it

customer: hi can i have soup

avg guy working hard for money: sure of coz! wat soup wld u like?

customer: i want 2 soups.

avg guy working hard for money: ok.. 2 soups.. which soup wld u like, u may choose from the menu over here.

customer: yea la i wan 2 soups

avg guy working hard for money: erm ok, but u will have to choose from our menu we have beef soup chicken soup mushroom soup bear soup ostrich soup giraffe soup armadillo soup etc etc, so which 2 soups wld u like to try?

customer: i want 2 hot soups

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!

zomg bbq

ok i know i havent been updating, been bz, and lazy. anyway heres wat happened today

me: hi! welcome, how can i help u today?

guy: ermm u got food? k.. this one is the beef soup.. mumble mumble.. beef... mumble

me: sorry i didnt quite catch that cld u say again please? *grins i tot u were asking me if the beef soup has beef..

guy: yea.. so does ur beef soup have beef?

GG LA

stupidporeans are really stupid. some sonuvabitch is so fucked up, cldnt wait for a coupla mins, fucking bastard and ask my cashier to "oi faster leh" wtf? cant see the cashier has 2 hands? mother fucking cb he think he got slutty girlfrend he big fuck? most prolly is some slut who wants he's money, tats how loserpoeans girls are like anyway, got money, the leg will spread wide wide liao. __ den i told the fucking guy eh.. sorry to keep u waiting, but the cashier is helping to take orders(coz some fucked up customer dont know how to complete ordering, wait till reach the casher then order. fucking stupid. rather then order when the counter staff is taking his order.) but guess wat the fucking stupid retarded no patience guy said

"ya la but shldnt let the customer wait wat?! wait my food cold how?"

fuck u understand u mother cheebye. of coz we are doing as fast as we can but u shldnt fucking blame us when we are fucking serving other customer who are fucking us up. fucking piece of shit. u so hungry u cannot wait awhile more? your food abit cold u will die? u fucking pussy never serve NS b4 issit? ccb?! why ur slut gf eat the food liao will suck your cock better ar? fuck u understand, its ppl like u who act like ur a big fat ugly fuck, thats why ppl like me hate this lousy fucked up country. its bad enough i wasted 2 years for nothing, to protect fucking losers like u? might as well shoot the civilians! FUCK U ALL STUPID POREANS

U ALL DONT KNOW HOW TO

1. ORDER FOOD
2. READ THE FUCKING MENU
3. UNDERSTAND SIMPLE ENGLISH
4. DEAF
5. GIVE WAY
6. WAIT JUST THAT 1 MIN MORE
7. DONT GIVE THAT FUCKING LANJIAO BIN WHEN U FEEL UR INSULTED
8. DONT GIVE THAT FUCKING LANJIAO BIN WHEN UR INSULTED
9. NOT BLOCK THE FUCKING PASSAGEWAY
10. NOT STOP SUDDENLY AT THE PASSAGEWAY

BUT HOW FUCKING EVER U ALL KNOW HOW TO

1. QUEUE UP FOR RETARDED THINGS BUT CANT WAIT FOR A LIL WHILE AT FOOD OUTLETS
2. THINK EVERYTHING IS INSTANT
3. ASK STUPID QUESTIONS
4. FEEL INSULTED WHEN YOU KNOW UR STUPID AND PEOPLE TELL YOU UR STUPID
5. COME OUT WITH IDEAS WHICH ARE RIPPED OFF FROM AMERICA/EUROPE/JAPAN
6. PRETEND U HAVE AN ACCENT WHEN UR FAKING IT
7. THINK COZ U HAVE A PRETTY FACE(SOMETIMES EVEN IF UR UGLY) GIVE THAT LANJIAO BIN AND ATTITUDE PROBLEM<-- REFERS TO THOSE LOSERPOREAN GIRLS
8. BLOCK PPL'S WAY EVERYWHERE AND ANYWHERE

Anyway, ive been talking so much about this "lanjiao bin" for those who do not understand, it literally means "penis face" its this special and authentic look tat only stupidporeans have, they often show it, anything and everytime they feel offended and insulted, even if its a small harmless joke.

Just now however this few caucasian customers brightened up the day SEE U ALL FUCKING LOSERPOEANS WHY CANT LEARN FROM ANG MOH? LEARN THE FAKE ACCENT NIA WAT FOR? FUCK U! anyway, their table was dirty so i offered to clean it, in fact, they took it even tho it was dirty, and didnt bother to do that stupid hand waving action to the waiters, so, i hurriedly clearing some dishes and went over to help them wipe the table, however they have started eating already, BUT, heres the best part, when i reached them they smiled, said thanks, took their food up and stood aside patiently while i wiped. OMFG WHY ARE TEHY SO NICE AND POLITE? WHY? WHY THE FUCKING SINGAPOREN HAVE TO DO THAT FUCKING HAND WAVING ACTION WITH THAT STUPID FACE AND CONTINUE TO DO THAT WIPING THE TABLE ACTION WITH THEIR HANDS AS IF WE FUCKING CANNOT SEE?? TAT FUCKING HAND ACTION IS FUCKING IRRITATING ESP WITH THAT FUCKING UGLY AND IMPATIENT FACE, AS IF UR FOOD REACH ALREADY??? NO U HAVENT EVEN DECIDED TAT TO ORDER. AND U FUCKING THINK WAITERS HAVE 12031290820948230489 LIMBS?

TO END THIS ONCE AGAIN... FUCKING STUPIDPOREANS NEED TO GO THRU A POOR AND FUCKED UP LIFE TO LEARN NOT TO BE SO STUPID AND FUCKED UP. THEY ALSO SHLD SERVE ARMY AND LEARN AND DO STUPID THINGS SO THEY WILL KNOW THAT THEY SHLDNT DO STUPID THINGS. BUT AMAZINGLY SOMETIMES SOME SOLDIERS DO TOO MUCH STUPID THINGS, THEY BECOME STUPID THEMSELVES.

relax pls.

yes fuck u all cbs, i know many of u are impatient for my updates on stupidporeans stupidity there have been many happenings

so here u are, in a recent spate of stupidity, found in other fast food outlets

customer: hi u all 24 hour one ar?

macdonalds personel: ermm yea..

customer: so now u all have food la?

wtf?

any yet another one

customer: "excuses me ur mushroom is soft one right? not hard rite?"

person selling mushroom food: .......

k fuck me if any of u all have eaten hard mushrooms b4.

one laste one b4 i sleep

customer: hi can i have the upgrade for the meal

guy: yes of coz! what wld u like with the upgrade?

customer: i want the upgrade la...

guy: so.. wat wld u like to upgrade into?

customer: i wld like to upgrade to the upgrade.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH WTF?!?!?!?!

yet again stupidporean stupidity prevails

WHY TELL ME FOR GODS SAKE WHY
1 stupidporeans have to occupy the table tat is dirty and ask for someone to clear it, WHEN THERE IS A CLEAN TABLE BESIDE?
2 why they cant make up their mind while WAITING for their turn?
3 why they can wait 10 hours for donuts, yet cant wait 10 mins for a sandwich
4 why people from the decisive force ARENT decisive?
5 why are we paying more and more for everything, yet there is no pay increase
6 why they like to block the way, walk slowly and suddenly stop in the middle of a already overgested passageway
7 why they are so fucking cheapskate(the guy who opened his shop for charity buffet, pay as much as u want, but ppl can dont pay or pay $2) mother fuckers
8 why do they give stupid reasons for not turning up for work? (my boyfrend enlist tmr, need to send him in HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH )
9 why they expect class #1 service for cheap $10 food
10 why are they stupid? "Ur meatless soup got meat?"
11 why are they blind? *looking at BIG SALAD menu "where are the salads?"
12 why are they retarded?
"we have rice left only"
"ermm do u have salads?"
"no we have rice left only"
"so do u have sandwich?"
"sorry we have nothing else left except rice"
"so u have meat?"
13 why they like to give that fucked up lanjiao bin when they feel offended at some small joke
14 why only ugly stupidporeans give 80% of the trouble
15 why stupidporeans who have degrees and look smart ask the stupidest questions "whats a 1/2 sized sandich?" "is your ice water cold?" <-- this fucker was wearing a RJC uniform.
16 why do they turn u down for education even though ur results are above average, coz u quit last time coz u need to work like a dog coz ur family is poor, but now managed to scrimp enough money to get that fucking piece of paper that wil enable u to get a better paying job.
17 why stupidporeans who are rich and slightly smart can get A levels/diploma and get well paid job, but clever people who hate stupidporeans who are poor cant?
18 why rich and influential ppl have good life in army, yet others dont? talk about equality...
19 why theres no equality?
20 why Japanese people >>> stupid poreenas
21 why Americans >>>> stupidporeens
22 why europeans >>> stupidporeens
23 why so many other ppl from other countries are more polite than stupid poreans
24 why do i call sianrpeosnm stupidporens
25 why do so many ppl hate this stupidpreaosn attitude, but nothing and no one tries to do anything?
26 why stupidporeans like to rush into the fucking train, when they cant becoz their fellow stupidporeans need to get out?
27 why stupid poreans like to put plants all over the pathway and block ppls path
28 why stupidporeans like to backstab
29 why stupidpoarasn like to use the excuse "i was doing my job" when they cld have did something within their power to make life of those beside him more comfortable, but pretend do be doing their job and make others suffer EXAMPLES -->>> SGT BILLY <<<--

this list can go on and on and on FUCK STUPIDPORENS